This is a blog about parenting written by a baby and his father. It occasionally veers wildly off topic to review coffee bars and discuss the quantum entanglement of babies and coffee. The title ‘Over 50 Under 5′ refers to the respective ages of the two authors. The father has two older children who are moving freely about the planet, while the baby is just figuring out how to operate WordPress.Thanks for reading! Please feel free to comment on the blogs, and you can follow the father on Twitter – @docuguy. If you’re interested in crowdfunding, check out Digital Fundraising School.