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I have just completed a five-hour plane trip with the guy pictured above. If you see him on your plane, may I suggest that you change seats with [...]
May 2, 2013
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At one point he was simply a photo op, someone you saw a lot on Facebook or Instagram. When included in any photograph he made the situation [...]
April 6, 2013
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My parents are in a hurry for me to sit up. It’s not enough for them that I already EatRollSquealFlailSleepLaughBabbleCry in 90 minute [...]
February 21, 2013
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I’ve done the math. It doesn’t quite work. The boy is seven and a half months old, but he’s wearing shirts made to fit a nine [...]
February 14, 2013
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At seven months our infant son recognizes cameras and instantly becomes ready for his screen test. But also he is able to call up the misery of [...]
January 30, 2013
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I eat tables. They’re very tasty. We have a white yoga strap here that is 100 percent organic cotton. It has an excellent nubby mouth feel. [...]
January 22, 2013
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I never intended to be the father of three children. I know this because I can return to my twenties in the playlist of my mind and this is what [...]
January 8, 2013
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It is December 30th. I have turned six months old. This means I will have to wait 20 or 30 more years until I receive a retrospective honoring my [...]
December 30, 2012
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There are people who will be happy during the digital age only when it becomes digital enough to invent a time machine so that they can travel [...]
December 7, 2012
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I’m just a dad, but I feel like I’m a roadie backstage at a big Stones concert. No, that’s not big enough. Like a roadie [...]
November 20, 2012
