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My mommy is a hero to me in so many ways, and not just because she is a superior food source. The other day I got into a fight with a [...]
May 13, 2013
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From time to time you have to reach out to your base. You know, touch the grass roots. Give a listen to the vox popoli. Press the flesh, smile at [...]
May 4, 2013
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Here’s the thing. I’ve spent a lot of time learning how to pull myself up on things. I’ve spent a lot of time learning how to [...]
April 25, 2013
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The people who take care of me, otherwise known as my parents, have gone off their rockers. They keep offering me what they call ‘finger [...]
April 11, 2013
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This week I will turn nine months old. I have been out in the world almost as long as I was inside my mommy. Perhaps you’re wondering [...]
March 27, 2013
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Sometimes I like to scare my mommy. My best way to do this is to eat a leaf from the ground. The second best way is to eat a leaf that gets [...]
March 17, 2013
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Don’t tell my dad, but I took his iPad and signed up for something. It’s called the Baby Society of Over-Dramatic Arts. It’s [...]
March 7, 2013
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I am very close to achieving something huge. It’s called crawling. You just move your right arm, then your right leg, and then your left [...]
February 28, 2013
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I have slept through the night three times in a row now, the past three nights. The first morning it happened, just to surprise my parents, I [...]
February 7, 2013
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Recently some monkeys were jumping on the bed, one bumped his head and they went to the doctor. The doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the [...]
January 11, 2013
