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My mommy is a hero to me in so many ways, and not just because she is a superior food source. The other day I got into a fight with a [...]
May 13, 2013
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From time to time you have to reach out to your base. You know, touch the grass roots. Give a listen to the vox popoli. Press the flesh, smile at [...]
May 4, 2013
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I have just completed a five-hour plane trip with the guy pictured above. If you see him on your plane, may I suggest that you change seats with [...]
May 2, 2013
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The people who take care of me, otherwise known as my parents, have gone off their rockers. They keep offering me what they call ‘finger [...]
April 11, 2013
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At one point he was simply a photo op, someone you saw a lot on Facebook or Instagram. When included in any photograph he made the situation [...]
April 6, 2013
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Sometimes I like to scare my mommy. My best way to do this is to eat a leaf from the ground. The second best way is to eat a leaf that gets [...]
March 17, 2013
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Don’t tell my dad, but I took his iPad and signed up for something. It’s called the Baby Society of Over-Dramatic Arts. It’s [...]
March 7, 2013
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I am very close to achieving something huge. It’s called crawling. You just move your right arm, then your right leg, and then your left [...]
February 28, 2013
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My parents are in a hurry for me to sit up. It’s not enough for them that I already EatRollSquealFlailSleepLaughBabbleCry in 90 minute [...]
February 21, 2013
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I’ve done the math. It doesn’t quite work. The boy is seven and a half months old, but he’s wearing shirts made to fit a nine [...]
February 14, 2013
