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It is December 30th. I have turned six months old. This means I will have to wait 20 or 30 more years until I receive a retrospective honoring my [...]
December 30, 2012
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They’ve been keeping them from me my whole life, but I tried sweet potatoes for the first time the other night. They were damn good. I [...]
December 12, 2012
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It seems like just a couple of weeks since I was born, but I have turned four months old. The aging process is going well. I’m working [...]
November 3, 2012
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Have you heard of Gripe Water? It is intended for babies, but it should be handed out at political conventions and board meetings. It is a [...]
September 29, 2012
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I went to Whole Foods yesterday with my dad and I learned something. They have this new thing. It’s called smiling. I tried it out on some [...]
September 18, 2012
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Today at the pediatrician’s office we learned that the baby was twenty four inches tall. That’s a full two feet for the young man, [...]
September 1, 2012
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My young son is developing fast. Today he got the first letter addressed to him personally – containing his social security card. As soon [...]
August 14, 2012
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I am known as Mister Saturday Night, because I was born on a Saturday night, and also as Mister Life Force, because people assume that I know [...]
July 21, 2012
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Fatherhood, at this early stage, means assembling things. We dads and dads-to-be are expected to know how to give birth to multi-part furniture, [...]
June 21, 2012
